I Write Amazing Newsletters
(so you don't have to)
For $3499/mo I’ll write you a unique, custom weekly newsletter that’ll have your subscribers saying “hey, this business’s newsletter I subscribed to is the absolute SHIT I should give them my money.”
> you’re a business genius, not a newsletter genius. Me, I’m a newsletter genius and I’ll make you look GOOD
> stay focused on growing your business, don’t waste another second thinking about how to deliver the best newsletter in your industry
> I write captivating newsletters that slip under your subscribers’s guard and inception them into trusting you and buying what you’re selling
> finally take advantage of that email list you’ve been neglecting (you feel super guilty about it, don’t you? But I’m not here to judge, I’m just here to write fucking amazing newsletters)
How It Works
You’re Romeo, whispering sweet business nothings to Juliet (your subscribers).
I’m in the bushes telling you what to say to help you seal the deal. Don’t worry, I’ll stop short of letting you drink poison. You little rascal.
It’s easy for me to make you look good. Each week I will:
- collect all the most important stories in your industry
- pick the ones to write about that your readers will be most interested in
- write compelling copy that explains and synthesizes (not just summarizes–summarizing is cheap and we are fancy)
- talk to your readers on their level, with little tech jargon and BS
Each month I will:
- interview you (if you’re game) and dish that interview out across each newsletter so we can send unique insights in your own voice, which will add a certain authenticity like a spice (Dune reference–nailed it)
Every so often (as available) I will:
- include the content/case studies you publish on your site for added authority and trust
I’ll learn about what you sell and why it’s valuable so we can include irresistible calls to action in each newsletter that should net you some sales because AT THE END OF THE DAY THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT right?
The long story short is: I’ll do all the work so you can take all the credit (and do none of the work). Keep focusing on your business while I do all the newsletter stuff.
It's Easy To Sign Up
Because why would I make it difficult?
Just click the button to sign up and pay securely through Stripe.
I’ll be in touch right away to schedule a call to kick things off.
More details below, if you want them–but if you’re ready to rock just hit the button…
Want to see the kind of amazingly-written email you'll be getting?
Click the link below to see a sample-email. It was written for the week of February 26th, 2024.
Not aimed at a particular agency, this is just an example of the writing…
Who's this service for?
If you:
1. Provide a service/own a tool/sell a product
2. Need to stay top of mind so people think of you when it’s time to buy
3. Are a digital marketing agency/consultant/B2B tool/productized service that needs to build trust
This newsletter service is for you.
If you know the value of your list but feel like you’re not doing enough to tap into that value, this is for you.
If you sell a product and need to stand out from your competitors by sending engaging, fun emails, this is also for you.
Not sure if this is right for you? Book a call:
Hop on a no-pressure call to talk things through. Just book a Calendly call below.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Can’t I Just use AI to send a weekly summary email to my list?
A: Real talk: everyone wants to USE A.I. cuz it’s cheap and easy, but no one wants to READ what A.I. writes because it’s soulless, regurgitated half-way hallucinated garbage. I’m just being real with you. If your subscribers wanted to read shitty versions of their industry’s news, they’d just use one of a thousand AI summarizers to do it themselves. But, you know, go ahead, if that’s where you’re at in your journey, I won’t judge! But I also won’t be reading your email…
Now if you want to send something compelling/engaging/entertaining/irresistible 🤙 call me, dawg.
Q: This sales page is kind of insane, is this how my emails are gonna sound?
A: No. This is just me, being me. I’ll be more filtered when I write your newsletter. Charming, intelligent, but with a dash of not-taking-ourselves-too-seriously to really stand-out and be engaging. Your newsletter will be a reflection of you (or the you you want to be): as fun or professional or off-beat or serious as you’d like.
Q: Can I sell ads against this content?
A: Yes. You can do whatever you want. The content I write is 100% owned by you.
Q: Is this just for B2B customers or will it work for B2C?
A: It will absolutely work for both. If staying top of mind to your potential clients/customers is something you need to do, if you have a valuable product or service that you want to put in front of your email list every week to convert sales, this is 100% a good fit for you.
Q: What if I’m starting from scratch?
A: If you don’t have an email list yet, this could be a helpful service to get you up and running if you invest in Meta/Twitter ads I guess, but it’s gonna take a while until you’re seeing the kind of value for it that would justify paying me to write a newsletter for you. However, if you’re rich… holler at me!
Other questions? Just book a call and we can discuss.
Who's Behind This Service?
Hi, hello. It’s me, Sean Markey, author of the critically acclaimed Rank Theory SEO newsletter.
I’ve been writing a weekly (ish) SEO newsletter since early 2019, and before that, writing a weekly SEO industry recap for Smash Digital going back to 2015 or so. I’m super good at writing and at newslettering.
Let me put these unique skills to work for your email newsletter.
I can promise you this: no one on the planet will write as good an email for such a reasonable amount of money.
Just me.
And my own newsletters regularly gets 60% open rates and 10% clicks. I’ve sold over $30,000 worth of products and services from August through February, and I’m excited to help you do the same.
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